“When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.”

— Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via strengthenizer)

“Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.”

— Unknown (via frazzledfran)

“Is your older brother hot”

— Ancient proverb (via jandjob)
whitegirlsaintshit:

sincerelysugarplum:

chickem:

"Racism in America is dead"
can someone destroy these people over twitter pls

CAN PEOPLE REBLOG THIS, PLEASE?

no souls. at all.

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

dollarmarkclark:

GIVE HIM TO ME
purelix:


Marilyn Monroe on the set of The Seven Year Itch (1955)

Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

veganpoopxvx:

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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